Steve Johnson @SteveJohnson@octodon.social

Why is taking an Uber to the emergency room faster and cheaper than an ambulance?

Seems like safe sex is a misconception.

"You do you" is now the socially responsible way of saying, "Go fuck yourself".

I'm addicted to playing Clash of Clans. I'm on a clan populated by two other Americans and 47 Chinese. The Chinese players are not very good attackers, but they are consistent and always participate. I can't understand anything they type in clan chat (it's all Chinese characters). I wonder if China is like a "quantity versus quality" thing, where your culture can sustain itself if you do one of those two things really well.

I feel like such a noob because the other RVers in this BLM area all have solar panels, some as many as 10 panels. And me? I have none. Instead I'm running a gas generator about 6-8 hours a day just to keep my laptop and hotspot device going.

No doubt. She's now sleeping off her expended energy. I hope her dreams are filled with raspberry jelly and custard.

I left home with 3 donuts left in the box. I came back home to find the an empty box on the floor and my dog too tired to get up...

Chase Bank's fraud service is actually pretty tough. However, it's made it challenging for me to buy a new laptop. First I had to order a new laptop from Dell, then call Chase Bank to approve the purchase. But, Chase keeps the existing order denied, and instead requires me to place a second order through Dell. I have only 24 hours to place that order. Then, the Dell will automatically delete the first order they figure out they can't get paid for it.

Its the reason for the season! https://octodon.social/media/Ypb_GiK9gymYoSpTca8

This is my home, a 28 foot toy hauler with pickup truck and two motorcycles. It's parked on BLM land about 7 miles east of Holtville, CA. I get awesome Verizon 4G coverage, and am able to do all my website development work. I can sit here for about 3 weeks until my black tank fills up, and then I pull the trailer into town to dump and refill with fresh water. I have a gas generator for electricity, and propane heater and cook top. https://octodon.social/media/E3Kxap9OSJEvKm-Zz3s

An American style Belgian strong ale, fermented with ginger and mango. Named "3 Strikes", at Prison Hill Brewing Co., Yuma, AZ. It's absolutely wonderful. #beer #craftbeer #digitalnomad #webdev https://octodon.social/media/Ptl-5Bk8Uqv4GMZ_uzg

What's the difference between a fat chance and a slim chance?

I finally found my girlfriend's g-spot. It's been in her sister all this time.

Yesterday I used olive oil for sex, and now Popeye won't speak to me.

Had OJ Simpson not killed his wife, we would have been spared the Kardashians.

Now if Uber merged with Tinder, that might be something.

Technically, I could survive the rest of my life without eating or drinking.

I tried to tell a joke to a kleptomaniac but he kept taking things literally.

I started a new business reading tarot cards, and now I'm making a fortune.

Aquaman protects 70% of the world's surface but no one loves him. Batman protects one city and is a Hollywood megastar.