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A fly flying through a fart must be similar to a human passing by a KFC.

Still wondering why no one sells a weight loss product called, "Blubber Blaster".

OK, so I just got my new Dell XPS 15 laptop, and in the middle of installing Windows update, I hit my 15 gb limit. Now, shit is downloading at a crawl. octodon.social/media/r5ySlJuMS

@Takanu When I was a kid, I had a pachinko machine that my parents brought back from Japan. I wish I still had it.

Wondering if self-driving cars have automatic transmissions, or manual?

It's strange how mint is the only scent people tolerate in each other's breath, when in fact so many people love the smell of freshly baked garlic bread.

VW has more syllables than Volkswagen.

@ej Yes. its called ST 1300 in the USA.

Was able to get some peace and quiet this afternoon in the desert after a week of coding. octodon.social/media/KbUwEwQAF

I just sent a contract to a prospective client on a website resdesign project, looks like it's going to be a go. This is the second time doing work for marijuana businesses in the last 6 months, and I also have a third marijuana business contacting me for pricing. Will cannabis be a cash cow for developers?

@MightyBigCar Right? There's apparently a small, yet growing craft beer movement in the midst of broccoli fields here in the Imperial Valley.

@reibeatall Awesome. My father's side of the family is from Renton, I was there visiting at the time. I seem to recall Odin set up barbecue on the weekends.

@reibeatall Ha ha, next time you're in the Seattle area, look up Odin Brewing.

Found a bunch of these still sitting on shelves at Bevmo in El Centro. Don't craft beer aficionados in the Imperial Valley know how awesome this stuff is? octodon.social/media/dHhthce4v

OK, bad idea to drink Delirium Nocturnum from a plastic cup. Really ruins the experience.

@amigiac A Commodore guy/gal eh? I started out as a TRS-80 guy, and then moved on to be an Atari ST guy. You and I might have bashed each other on message boards back in the day, only to find ourselves here in the Fediverse. 👍

@starbreaker My thought is that Sinatra could have played the part of an angry rabbi in a movie where he grabs someone by the collar and says, "It's either Yahweh, or the highway!"

If Frank Sinatra was Jewish, he would have sung, "I did it Yahweh".

@starbreaker You've described me exactly, but from California, and no longer with long hair!