Steve Johnson @SteveJohnson@octodon.social

This is my home, a 28 foot toy hauler with pickup truck and two motorcycles. It's parked on BLM land about 7 miles east of Holtville, CA. I get awesome Verizon 4G coverage, and am able to do all my website development work. I can sit here for about 3 weeks until my black tank fills up, and then I pull the trailer into town to dump and refill with fresh water. I have a gas generator for electricity, and propane heater and cook top. https://octodon.social/media/E3Kxap9OSJEvKm-Zz3s

An American style Belgian strong ale, fermented with ginger and mango. Named "3 Strikes", at Prison Hill Brewing Co., Yuma, AZ. It's absolutely wonderful. #beer #craftbeer #digitalnomad #webdev https://octodon.social/media/Ptl-5Bk8Uqv4GMZ_uzg

@jason I hit up a few brew pubs in St Paul when I was there a few years ago. What's your fave?

What's the difference between a fat chance and a slim chance?

I finally found my girlfriend's g-spot. It's been in her sister all this time.

Yesterday I used olive oil for sex, and now Popeye won't speak to me.

Had OJ Simpson not killed his wife, we would have been spared the Kardashians.

Now if Uber merged with Tinder, that might be something.

Technically, I could survive the rest of my life without eating or drinking.

I tried to tell a joke to a kleptomaniac but he kept taking things literally.

I started a new business reading tarot cards, and now I'm making a fortune.

Aquaman protects 70% of the world's surface but no one loves him. Batman protects one city and is a Hollywood megastar.

If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Human beings really only live for about 4 minutes, but each time you breathe it resets the counter.

Someday when robots take over website development, they will have humans.txt files and captchas that keep humans from commenting. #webdev #future

Just now imagining how much more horrible life would be if license plate numbers were the same as phone numbers.

Peter Piper could not have picked a peck of pickled peppers because peppers don't grow pickled.

Was here today for the first time in my life... #StLouis, #travel. Currently holed in Effingham, IL for the night. But I couldn't believe what shit hole East St. Louis is.

Just now realized that if Bill O'Reilly had been born a hobbit, his name could have been Bilbo Reilly. #foxnews

@jason Letters and words mising from my posts is norm for me.