SpaceRavioli @SpaceRavioli@octodon.social

Chocolate chip cookie candy corn.
Yes.
I’m here for you.
😍

Oh no.
I don’t have the patience to crochet!
Damn yarn.
Ugh!
😑

Create a bot that generates complex and imaginative insults and call it "The Rude Goldberg Machine"

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In case you're having a bad day.
https://octodon.social/media/J0A-PXBP3lggjL8AIaI

dammit i meant to do things today but i accidentally the whole mastodon

@CobaltVelvet Just so you know...

I'm really thankful for the amazing #octodonlife you have provided here.

Today has been extraordinarily positive for me and I absolutely love being here.

So yeah.
THANK YOU AS ALWAYS!

https://octodon.social/media/FWyhGZE0MxkuidrfGuE

From my hike earlier today 😉📸🌾

#photography
#hiking
#adventuretimewithaverly

https://octodon.social/media/UdFNLLVh41s5AFt55Ro

Seriously. I insist you watch this Netflix special. He's on par with Eddie Izzard with intellectual comedy and I don't use that compliment lightly. And if you know me, I don't say "Must watch" unless I'm serious as fuck.

http://splitsider.com/2017/04/vir-das-has-an-abroad-understanding/

Some days feel a little like this.
(I'm usually somewhere in that background)

But... "there is always hope"

🌪🦋🌻

//original artwork by Rizky P. Soedarsono

https://octodon.social/media/6yDgxVqwSOEvCUKbm8U

octodon really been quiet for an hour? that's when it says the last message was...

wake up everyone!!!

But that's the best part of a bodega? There needs to be a cat delivery service.

Hello operator, is this the interwebs?

I am listening to this because I am weird.

#MastoJams #music #SoundsOfMastodon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SVk3adkchY

I know sex is good but have you tried garlic bread dipped into mushroom soup

wooooooot! it's bout time for another toot! How's the #octofam doing?

#octodonners
@Averly

holy fuckin shit i just made a perfect 500 character post hell yes

This made me think of the witches learning French :

"Then and now, Latin teaching is all about gender, declensions, conjugations, and couplings - in fine, about what goes with what, by what, on what, in what. Ultimately, sex and syntax go together because language articulates where body (and what is going on within, on, and through the body) becomes word." -- Bruce Smith, "Latin Lovers in _The Taming of the Shrew_"