I ate a salad and didn't hate it. What is happening to me.
Spending the morning thinking about all the crappy media I consumed this week.
there are men on the fediverse terrified by the very presence of witches.town and that's the most fucking on-brand thing
I use only ten percent of your brains.
Google Translate is becoming more and more useful for me. 😎
Good morning #boobfam! 🌞
"There is nothing like diving out of your comfort zone..."
From the very talented Andy To:
https://instagram.com/p/BTNyHltB0s7/
So today I'm going to immerse myself in a completely new area and see what happens. No plan. No backup. Just going to dive right in it #thatthingcalledlife
Enjoy!
I am alive today because of science.
#marchforscience
Someone should invent a social media platform where you can only communicate by copy/pasting words and letters from blog posts.
That way every interaction winds up looking like a ransom note.
It's amazing what happens when you entirely delete your FB account and 4 years later only add people who are ACTUALLY your friends.
I'm having a lovely conversation about anarchism and stateless communism tonight... on FACEBOOK.
It's not even 9am and there's already hot glue in my hair. It's going to be a long weekend #octodonlife
Siri dropped some random knowledge on me today.
@IndignantBastard the minute I saw that drink all the horrific memories from working frappuccino happy hour's for almost 10 years came flooding back
I sometimes picture mastodon as those Haven cities in zombie films.
"I heard it's safe! They got food, clean water, and the brands ain't got up there yet!"
'Where must we go...
we who wander this wasteland
in search of our better selves?'
a.weirder.earth: Small. Full-on geek-outs, lengthy toots on philosophy and languages, weirdos weirding at each other.
mastodon.social: huge, no real sense of community, way too busy to use the local timeline to identify the zeitgeist. Basically twitter, but with a code of conduct.
wandering.shop: small, friendly, excellent code of conduct, not many writers or fans yet but definitely a great place for SFF.
Of them, mastodon.social is my least favorite. It's very busy, it doesn't have the cohesive zeitgeist that other instances have. As a discovery tool to find other instances, though, probably great. Think Grand Central Station.
I really wish there was a #mastodon plugin that could on-the-fly translate toots of a different language, allowing me to switch between "original" and "translated".
Please descibe your feelings towards {INSERT COMPANY HERE} if the form of an embroidered sock, and post your sock to {NOT A FAKE ADDRESS.}
*radiates good feels out into the universe*
Existential Crisis Ally™ is On your Side
