hey remember when the Panama Papers came out and showed that most of the rich people in the world are part of an enormous conspiracy to dodge taxes and hoard all their money, and then literally nothing came of it

Create a bot that generates complex and imaginative insults and call it "The Rude Goldberg Machine"

| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ |
| Don't re-use |
| passwords |
| on different |
| websites! |
| _________|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ

dammit i meant to do things today but i accidentally the whole mastodon

Seriously. I insist you watch this Netflix special. He's on par with Eddie Izzard with intellectual comedy and I don't use that compliment lightly. And if you know me, I don't say "Must watch" unless I'm serious as fuck.


octodon really been quiet for an hour? that's when it says the last message was...

wake up everyone!!!

But that's the best part of a bodega? There needs to be a cat delivery service.

I know sex is good but have you tried garlic bread dipped into mushroom soup

wooooooot! it's bout time for another toot! How's the doing?


holy fuckin shit i just made a perfect 500 character post hell yes

You can very easily tell the health of a community on the Internet by how long it takes to recite Bohemian Rhapsody.

I'll begin.

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