wtf, this code needs documentation.
*puts on documentation fairy costume*
FINE. I AM READY. https://octodon.social/media/kB2t2-fsCo7uaPQ_JuQ
A... LIFE... AWAITS YOU IN THE OFFWORLD COLONIES. A LIFE WITH THINGS IN IT. OR IN YOU. EXCITINGLY UNDISCOVERED THINGS OF CONVENIENTLY VAGUE LEGAL STATUS EXCEPT FOR OUR PATENT RIGHTS WHICH OUR WEAPONS DIVISION AGGRESSIVELY ASSERT.
OUR LEGAL DIVISION WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT WE ASSUME NO ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY THINGS WHICH MAY HAPPEN INTO YOU.
DID WE SAY INTO. WE DID DIDN'T WE. HAHA THAT'S A FUNNY THING TO SAY.
misquoto, n. Small flying insect that bites people and injects garbled quotations from famous figures into their social media feed
imma turn my math shirt into a muscle shirt and flex on some noobs while solving a proof
the really sweet, kind of nerdy guys are the best tho. http://www.manrepeller.com/2015/11/types-of-ex-boyfriends.html?sr_share=facebook
my type is 100% sweet nerdy guy with soft hair, eccentric tastes in operating systems, a love of parsing, and a willingness to talk about consensus protocols and graph theory at great length.
someone, somewhere: *has a subtle flaw in their argument*
the rest of the internet: ENHANCE
#! #! when she move she move
shiptoasting
COME AT ME, ROBOTS
i got someone sending me love notes in github comments
hey, you. i like you, too. you know what to push here?
*sends literally a day obsessing over code*
*sees a function that does literally everything I need it to*
*Facepalms*
Abolish state-sanctioned currency and use avocados and toast as denomination for large gifts and transactions
meh, getting the rest of the way dressed seems an unwelcome distraction today. time to refactor some shit.
there's nothing like reading through production python code and finding where they use exec and eval to load in a module and run a method whose names they get at runtime.
folks, python has some pretty amazing introspection capabilities that let you do this without opening a max-max-truck-sized security hole.
*checks history on this file*
yes, even in python 2.6, you could still avoid eval/exec.
getting dressed while wondering how many people actually understand Makefiles, i should write about them.
good morning, cyberworld. got some documentation to finish up. let's see how ridiculously we can dress for this important task. https://octodon.social/media/Q6eMbcdjC9l8Hw7ksO8
got a new necklace. fyi, you can sell me any damn thing if it's a mobius strip. #WillStripForMobiusStrips
going out to do some important advocacy for encryption today #TitsOutForTor https://octodon.social/media/OIzNSODvww9__cmZM8c