SmittenKitten @SmittenKitten@octodon.social
linux lady, TCP tramp, bash bitch, git whore, tractable sex thing. computers, fetishes, tits (mine), ThinkPad pornography.
late night grep -ho https://octodon.social/media/ZG2PDJaMkGVDBF3hKLw
lay it down little honey child, got something i wanna taste
the light this afternoon was soft and warm and i wanted to take a long nap in it #nsfw https://octodon.social/media/mfi-isSFBNJUe64qpc0
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fucker.duck
blatantly subversive Show more
i've been so painfully lonely lately, i think my life is a huge mistake
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@SmittenKitten uncomfortable + it turns out people aren't very good at giving upside down oral
idk maybe that should have had a CW, sorry
> when you see 69 you say nice just like when someone sneezes you say bless you
ok i lol'd but for the love of god does anyone actually do 69? it's so uncomfortable.
just had cause to use the phrase "parametric perversity" so today is already a great day
You don't understand accelerationisms until you can build one out of computational Scott Alexanders.
good morning, fellow humans. slept au naturel last night. clothes are tools of patriarchal oppression. these italian sheets, though, are like a warm matriarchal embrace. #nsfw, as you might guess. https://octodon.social/media/h0V4-cBEtueQJeXX8_s https://octodon.social/media/xO3dmMpFL83xkzzb45A
Microservices: because having a single codebase to find the bug in was too easy.
Although Android suggested 'hug' for 'bug'. 😢
"OUR ENTIRE TIMELINE IS GAMES AND TIDDY."
"Fantastic, it's working perfectly."
good morning, friendly people of the fediverse. today i have to deal with some LaTeX which is not something i understand really well, so wish me luck hey.
the picture has nothing to do with LaTeX. it's just the usual morning boob check, hence #nsfw.
#FridayFancy also called for fancy underpants, and in my extremely humble opinion, underpants this fancy should be seen, so here you go
https://octodon.social/media/pbKMucOG0tpvM6qeczM
ah yes, the well known problem with strapless dresses. you get too frisky in em and you get a #nsfw label https://octodon.social/media/svPFv0Nl_xmTgKgO5YE
ok i seriously love this dress. i need to dress up for work more often. maybe instead of "friday casual" i will do "friday fancy". friday fairy parsing princess, queen of combinators. well, t's a great dress.
