SmittenKitten @SmittenKitten@octodon.social
linux lady, TCP tramp, bash bitch, git whore, tractable sex thing. computers, fetishes, tits (mine), ThinkPad pornography.
Sex is an important part of your daily breakfast!!
supposed to ship today so i've dressed up like a prom queen in celebration.
yeah, no, no one makes nerds like me prom queen, but anyone can buy the dress. here's to shipping code on a Friday. https://octodon.social/media/bcF_Qmywkz2jyRV4uaU
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haha theres a mastodon instance set up at https://twìttèr.com/
tired: juggalos
wired: snuggalos
good morning fediverse. i'm not sure why i thought i needed fidget cubes when i have these to play with. #nsfw
nighty night internet. we'll write more, and hopefully better, code tomorrow.
ssh randomart images are some of my favorite things
https://mastodon.social/media/AMzGmXT0sUD335Oq5IY
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for some reason, wearing a bra at home today like some kind of fuckin Donna Reed, but i do like this one
good morning internet people! i swear some of you sleep even less than i do.
made the mistake of starting to drink before committing my work last night. all i have to do is get out of bed and go to the desktop but i don't know if i'm ready for that amount of locomotion yet. i set out to get stupid drunk last night and i think i managed it.
Hot take: How can AI even work, computers don't have a penial gland
@acw did you pick pineapples because of APL? i mean, i would have guessed you'd pick apples based on APL but i can see pineapples too.
(am drunk, btw)
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@acw Tomorrow is always a great time to do sysadmin things.
Afterall, it's this magical land where most human productivity and endeavours ever happen ;)
you can tell a lot about a girl by what she looks like. for example, she has a sword? she's gonna fight stuff
Another problem with objects is that, possibly by historical accident, they're very much imperative rather than functional or declarative. What this mean is that although we can spin up VM/DNS/RDBMS clusters within minutes that would have made the 1960s NASA and NSA weep - we can't easily make and check *statements about*, or properties of, such systems. At least not in the same languages that we use to command them.
OOP is like a language with nouns and verbs but no prepositions.
The best kind of IoT future is one where everyone walks around with devices that autohacks unsecured things to play their favorite songs
I'm not saying it'd be a 65dos song
but it would
