SmittenKitten @SmittenKitten@octodon.social

hm i need to edit this to reflect that he did not say that last line, that was me again

me: i wanna kiss you boy

him: I don't think what I've been trying to do with bitcoin here is possible

oh sorry to distract from the kissing but this is a sudden and shitty realization

do not tell me romance is dead, it just lives and dies on the blockchain now

lolol wait until someone hacks your fuckin pillow and wakes you up with some GWAR https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/modem/the-sunrise-smart-pillow-sleep-smart-wake-naturall

lifegoals: to someday have produced the largest collection of semi-naked pictures that prominently feature a ThinkPad

you don't want some flat, uninspiring touchpad when you could be playing with the clit right?

https://octodon.social/media/Pw0kbT0_54bEiZkd3wU https://octodon.social/media/74pvREj6kMEMaUPfrBI

this google docs phishing thing got me thinking about how easy it is to get people to give you permissions you shouldn't have

but nooooo i'm a nice girl i won't .... i'm just thinking....just thinking, about it, that's all.

https://octodon.social/media/GhfDxKBcs38d7uOfxS4

i was wondering what is wrong with me that i keep starting relationships with inappropriate men

but

are there appropriate men?

makes u think

git is so groovy i want you to know
don't know about you but i am
une putain d'ordinateur

wanna grow up to be
be a rebaser
REBASER https://octodon.social/media/E_9E0IjrSPwfrA68FPU

down with socks, up with stockings. time for kitten to go to bed.

bring on datageddon, baby.

https://octodon.social/media/08Ria0Bw-EdmWmbNDTo

data shortages

data rationing

data black markets

i shall send another semi-naked picture into the cloud to hasten the datapocalypse https://octodon.social/media/Mc-_Bd7M1qux4XOUHDg

that scene in Silicon Valley where Dinesh falls for Gilfoyle's Java code is one of my favorites. there's no shame in masturbating to someone's subroutine.

however

Java? every bro in SV knows Java.

and there is no sexy Java. https://octodon.social/media/fuqSH5SGLe7iRevipZQ

it got unexpectedly cold in here so i had to put on socks like some kind of fucking savage
at least they have cute little bows on them

https://octodon.social/media/EAKV-_1dNLQFLcBCVWU

git push -f me like one of your worst commits

it's just that kind of day (#nsfw) https://octodon.social/media/9cOycuZTjjF2L-TS1lU

today in /bin/bash fashion, nothing but a hoodie and stockings on.

not terribly practical but it makes the work day more #nsfw

https://octodon.social/media/_qENQXUteaHHxkS211k https://octodon.social/media/qCYgEtD_djHFCS_8fb8