SmittenKitten @SmittenKitten@octodon.social
linux lady, TCP tramp, bash bitch, git whore, tractable sex thing. computers, fetishes, tits (mine), ThinkPad pornography.
imma turn my math shirt into a muscle shirt and flex on some noobs while solving a proof
the really sweet, kind of nerdy guys are the best tho. http://www.manrepeller.com/2015/11/types-of-ex-boyfriends.html?sr_share=facebook
my type is 100% sweet nerdy guy with soft hair, eccentric tastes in operating systems, a love of parsing, and a willingness to talk about consensus protocols and graph theory at great length.
@Jessiscah we'd had sex before we were on Mastodon, so i think it probably doesn't count. before Mastodon tho, he didn't know i'd be into sending him naked pictures, so Mastodon has increased the long-distance sex play in our relationship by approximately 500%.
i really want to do my part to help Mastodon achieve get-you-laid parity with IRC and birdsite tho.
@Jessiscah not exactly. i have gotten laid, and we both use Mastodon, but we knew each other before, from birdsite.
someone, somewhere: *has a subtle flaw in their argument*
the rest of the internet: ENHANCE
@rascalking especially since he's been a prosecutor. seems a good perspective from which to do serious reform.
#! #! when she move she move
shiptoasting
@raingloom oh wow this was nice to hear, thank you. i don't feel hot at all, i just like being naked :D
COME AT ME, ROBOTS
i got someone sending me love notes in github comments
hey, you. i like you, too. you know what to push here?
*sends literally a day obsessing over code*
*sees a function that does literally everything I need it to*
*Facepalms*
Abolish state-sanctioned currency and use avocados and toast as denomination for large gifts and transactions
meh, getting the rest of the way dressed seems an unwelcome distraction today. time to refactor some shit.
there's nothing like reading through production python code and finding where they use exec and eval to load in a module and run a method whose names they get at runtime.
folks, python has some pretty amazing introspection capabilities that let you do this without opening a max-max-truck-sized security hole.
*checks history on this file*
yes, even in python 2.6, you could still avoid eval/exec.
@acw i do, i love them all.
getting dressed while wondering how many people actually understand Makefiles, i should write about them.
@ThorGoLucky metal in the streets, fluffy in the sheets.
good morning, cyberworld. got some documentation to finish up. let's see how ridiculously we can dress for this important task. https://octodon.social/media/Q6eMbcdjC9l8Hw7ksO8
