SmittenKitten @SmittenKitten@octodon.social

got a new necklace. fyi, you can sell me any damn thing if it's a mobius strip. #WillStripForMobiusStrips

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going out to do some important advocacy for encryption today #TitsOutForTor https://octodon.social/media/OIzNSODvww9__cmZM8c

@acw are u not an APL programmer *and also* a pineapple wizard?

late night grep -ho https://octodon.social/media/ZG2PDJaMkGVDBF3hKLw

lay it down little honey child, got something i wanna taste

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the light this afternoon was soft and warm and i wanted to take a long nap in it #nsfw https://octodon.social/media/mfi-isSFBNJUe64qpc0

i've been so painfully lonely lately, i think my life is a huge mistake

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@jellydiver hmmmm thank you for this datapoint! are you two of similar heights? it's been suggested maybe that helps. @instajelly

@erinT it does indeed. i know i am.

the way this boy writes documentation makes me want to crawl up under his desk and ... thank him. https://octodon.social/media/SKzgcUYS1ktg7ReTXI4

@redacted i have tried it (hetero only) in various positions: sideways, man on top, woman on top and have so far found them all uncomfortable. i think for me it is in part due to the fact that i do not want to *receive* oral for as long as i want to *give* oral so at some point i just become very frustrated by it. receiving oral is something i derive very limited pleasure from and i don't usually want it to go on for more than, like, a minute or two.

idk maybe that should have had a CW, sorry

> when you see 69 you say nice just like when someone sneezes you say bless you

ok i lol'd but for the love of god does anyone actually do 69? it's so uncomfortable.

just had cause to use the phrase "parametric perversity" so today is already a great day

good morning, fellow humans. slept au naturel last night. clothes are tools of patriarchal oppression. these italian sheets, though, are like a warm matriarchal embrace. #nsfw, as you might guess. https://octodon.social/media/h0V4-cBEtueQJeXX8_s https://octodon.social/media/xO3dmMpFL83xkzzb45A