SmittenKitten @SmittenKitten@octodon.social

going out to do some important advocacy for encryption today #TitsOutForTor https://octodon.social/media/OIzNSODvww9__cmZM8c

late night grep -ho https://octodon.social/media/ZG2PDJaMkGVDBF3hKLw

lay it down little honey child, got something i wanna taste

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the light this afternoon was soft and warm and i wanted to take a long nap in it #nsfw https://octodon.social/media/mfi-isSFBNJUe64qpc0

i've been so painfully lonely lately, i think my life is a huge mistake

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the way this boy writes documentation makes me want to crawl up under his desk and ... thank him. https://octodon.social/media/SKzgcUYS1ktg7ReTXI4

good morning, fellow humans. slept au naturel last night. clothes are tools of patriarchal oppression. these italian sheets, though, are like a warm matriarchal embrace. #nsfw, as you might guess. https://octodon.social/media/h0V4-cBEtueQJeXX8_s https://octodon.social/media/xO3dmMpFL83xkzzb45A

good morning, friendly people of the fediverse. today i have to deal with some LaTeX which is not something i understand really well, so wish me luck hey.

the picture has nothing to do with LaTeX. it's just the usual morning boob check, hence #nsfw.

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#FridayFancy also called for fancy underpants, and in my extremely humble opinion, underpants this fancy should be seen, so here you go
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ah yes, the well known problem with strapless dresses. you get too frisky in em and you get a #nsfw label https://octodon.social/media/svPFv0Nl_xmTgKgO5YE

ok i seriously love this dress. i need to dress up for work more often. maybe instead of "friday casual" i will do "friday fancy". friday fairy parsing princess, queen of combinators. well, t's a great dress.

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supposed to ship today so i've dressed up like a prom queen in celebration.

yeah, no, no one makes nerds like me prom queen, but anyone can buy the dress. here's to shipping code on a Friday. https://octodon.social/media/bcF_Qmywkz2jyRV4uaU

good morning fediverse. i'm not sure why i thought i needed fidget cubes when i have these to play with. #nsfw

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nighty night internet. we'll write more, and hopefully better, code tomorrow.

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him: i keep forgetting to get you to masturbate for me

me: how about now, now's good for me, work is dumb let's do it

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for some reason, wearing a bra at home today like some kind of fuckin Donna Reed, but i do like this one

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good morning internet people! i swear some of you sleep even less than i do.

made the mistake of starting to drink before committing my work last night. all i have to do is get out of bed and go to the desktop but i don't know if i'm ready for that amount of locomotion yet. i set out to get stupid drunk last night and i think i managed it.

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on second thought maybe this JavaScript bullshit was a mistake

don't @ me, i'm just gonna....wine the JS away. https://octodon.social/media/mlHtrtC2KTP7c4Bbv_w

lifegoals: to someday have produced the largest collection of semi-naked pictures that prominently feature a ThinkPad

you don't want some flat, uninspiring touchpad when you could be playing with the clit right?

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this google docs phishing thing got me thinking about how easy it is to get people to give you permissions you shouldn't have

but nooooo i'm a nice girl i won't .... i'm just thinking....just thinking, about it, that's all.

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