SmittenKitten @SmittenKitten@octodon.social

git is so groovy i want you to know
don't know about you but i am
une putain d'ordinateur

wanna grow up to be
be a rebaser
REBASER https://octodon.social/media/E_9E0IjrSPwfrA68FPU

down with socks, up with stockings. time for kitten to go to bed.

bring on datageddon, baby.

https://octodon.social/media/08Ria0Bw-EdmWmbNDTo

data shortages

data rationing

data black markets

i shall send another semi-naked picture into the cloud to hasten the datapocalypse https://octodon.social/media/Mc-_Bd7M1qux4XOUHDg

that scene in Silicon Valley where Dinesh falls for Gilfoyle's Java code is one of my favorites. there's no shame in masturbating to someone's subroutine.

however

Java? every bro in SV knows Java.

and there is no sexy Java. https://octodon.social/media/fuqSH5SGLe7iRevipZQ

it got unexpectedly cold in here so i had to put on socks like some kind of fucking savage
at least they have cute little bows on them

https://octodon.social/media/EAKV-_1dNLQFLcBCVWU

git push -f me like one of your worst commits

it's just that kind of day (#nsfw) https://octodon.social/media/9cOycuZTjjF2L-TS1lU

today in /bin/bash fashion, nothing but a hoodie and stockings on.

not terribly practical but it makes the work day more #nsfw

https://octodon.social/media/_qENQXUteaHHxkS211k https://octodon.social/media/qCYgEtD_djHFCS_8fb8

i should really go shower but i'm enjoying this outfit too much. so cute and frilly. (#nsfw)

of course i work from home, i could just put this back on, i guess.

https://octodon.social/media/5xBH8Sa8UNfsXUaRVMk https://octodon.social/media/1QQMH2OV9mlWZyDp_dc

a good morning kiss for my fellow computer persons
https://octodon.social/media/Pzos3t22JHC84p1z9vs

this ass needs a good sound spanking pls https://octodon.social/media/-TgEF2s-re-DS7Ryk7E

when he starts talking about software transactional memory i'm like please just fuuuuuck me while you're talking

i can't be the only one with this fetish can i (#nsfw because of computers) https://octodon.social/media/zeE4LlZZQgnjYmGskr4 https://octodon.social/media/_BPvffdoiFdJ5T622PY

finger SmittenKitten@localhost
(#nsfw)
https://octodon.social/media/UFKso1_tG2voZ4Ky108

awww yeah port 79 is open for business https://octodon.social/media/5JwvLnpGg_fjy1T9Jy4

woke up too early this morning, cannot go back to sleep.

had a little escapee in the night, so let's let him out to play. be free, my girls, be free. (#nsfw as usual) https://octodon.social/media/17IEB7mJ8umK6CDTIKs https://octodon.social/media/yDEdP7BH6Q47PCiYjcU

i heard you can sell anything if you show a naked woman, so i'm making an advertisement for manpages: PLEASE READ THE MANPAGES AND MAKE THE KITTEN HAPPY

(#nsfw although i guess i am not totally naked, maybe next time)

https://octodon.social/media/KGEZU5bIxzWuvpZ2MpE

in fairness i was up so late because i fuckin love TCP/IP, this is some good stuff (#nsfw)

pls make naughty socket jokes at me.

https://octodon.social/media/rvEPbM1EIqBNbj6K6DM

good....morning? goddamn i need to start going to bed earlier. (#nsfw) https://octodon.social/media/FaaKvuuCnfEzqpQEq10 https://octodon.social/media/a6IAIUXC8RK46_zBmc8

It isn't null, it's bottom. (#nsfw)

https://octodon.social/media/5UR5ddqNnCbYQIkHE8s

need to work but i have a terrible headache

so i can guess where this is heading...

yep (#nsfw)

https://octodon.social/media/OlOP5bO6ZAcNElMJX5A https://octodon.social/media/dP_H0VwjqZFAN1ydkFs https://octodon.social/media/AuK4TyAh2dmf86wa45o

i gotta put on clothes now to go into public, which is oppressive. but before i do

go yellow jackets! (#nsfw)

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