@Jessiscah we'd had sex before we were on Mastodon, so i think it probably doesn't count. before Mastodon tho, he didn't know i'd be into sending him naked pictures, so Mastodon has increased the long-distance sex play in our relationship by approximately 500%.
i really want to do my part to help Mastodon achieve get-you-laid parity with IRC and birdsite tho.