Brad Snowder @Skywise@octodon.social

*throws gang sign* (actually, jazz hands).

America's engine light is on. I'm sure it's fine.

Hello?
We're calling to talk about your credit rating.
Credit rating?
hahah
hahaha
Same time tomorrow?
cool.

I bought some skinny jeans I hope they work.

How are you reading this? I haven't posted it yet.

The speed of spaceship earth through the solar system is slowing down as we approach aphelion, our farthest point from the sun, which is on July 6 at 9:46 PDT this year.

Converting hydrogen to helium is good business but the start-up costs are astronomical.

Add baby jail to the other self-inflicted wounds to our nation's soul.

I'm not a spiritual guy but I'm going outside to dance around on the solstice wearing nothing but a bathrobe. There may be beverages. I'll wait until the moon rises to lose the robe.

The solstice approacheth.

Child abuse, like access to clean water, has become a partisan issue. People who are for one tend to be against the other.

Oh Internet. You make me pretend to be a better person.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, I don't know what to tell you but I think it's a pig.

I'm not bothered by the staged diversity in college brochures. It's all the fakey smiles while they are doing science labs I find offensive.

Having graded the papers before coffee they received a somewhat lowered score. So I'm having a second look. You're welcome.

Freshmen, say this: existence precedes essence and phylogeny recapitulates ontogeny. Congrats, you're now a sophomore.

Nature doesn't write bad checks.

Impeach

Humans compartmentalize knowledge. The Universe does not.

Confirmation bias can stain anyone, but some people bathe in it.