Astronomy Instructor and Planetarium Manager. Carpe Noctem.
Yes Betelgeuse could blow any second, but that's any second in the next 100,000 years. It's like waiting for Rachel Maddow to get to the point.
When considering a presidential candidate I ask myself, would I want to have a beer with this person? The answer is always yes.
Nothin says lovin like somethin from the coven.
My mom was worried the first time we got a TV remote. She was afraid it would start a fire.
What are y'all doing for precedent's day?
Sorry about all the typos lately you gays.
When Lot's wife turned to a pillar of salt, was it wife-shaped salt with boobs and stuff? Or was it like a corinthian column? That's some ecclesiastical shit right there.
Snark is neither created nor destroyed. But it can become unusable "waste snark."
This IPA is as bitter as the nail holes on Mantegna's Christ.
When I was young I watched Beverly Hillbillies, Gilligan's Island, Green Acres, and Petticoat Junction. I was reminded of that because I just clicked on CSPAN.
I've learned that you don't always have to know what it was you did wrong this time.
That snarky guy who drinks and steals my phone and pretends to be me is here tonight.
My politics aren't based on any party's dogma. My positions are based on my own scientific logic. For instance, I like having the right to own guns, I just don't want anyone else to.
One day long ago matter & energy went separate ways in a less-than-uniform uncoupling. At last durable relics could form. Data could be recorded, compiled, and overwhelming.
In 1965, average tuition at a four-year public university was just $243 and many of the best colleges did not charge tuition at all.
When I was a very small child I tried on a crucifix to see if it would give me magical powers. It did not.
To explain sidereal time to you I must first explain right ascension and you have already stabbed me in your mind five or six times.
Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more