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Do Cobol devs identify them as ANGRY PEOPLE?
@rotatingskull
And even, can you really pay attention when you don't fully pay attention?
I’m still not sure exactly what problem self-driving cars are supposed to solve so it’s impossible to gauge whether they’re successful or not and they have already killed a person but Elon Musk is the new Jesus so let’s just go with it.
@Xibanya
You are human that's all, and you shouldn't feel guilty because you needed a good sleep 😊
@fipaddict
Toot! Passe une belle journée
@mkb
Thank you 😊
Across the square, a cryptic Cyrillic message glows through the rain: OTИOЯOT.
@Doshirae
C'est quand tu copie par exemple "1" et que ça copie "2","3","4" etc... J'sais pas si j'suis claire
Je viens de me rendre compte que, sur 2 pouets partagés, l'un parle de pet, l'autre de caca. Ça ne serait pas inquiétant si ça n'était pas les 2 premiers, et donc seuls, pouets que je partage.
Mea culpa, je suis restée pipi caca
GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!
@ElfLord
This is because there aren't such things like "French jokes". In fact, there isn't a proper word to translate "joke" in French.
Wait, was that a joke?
@Morphchic
Aaaaand you've just been boosted :)
“Boosting a toot “ sounds like a polite way of saying you’ve farted. As in “Great party, why are you all alone out here in the kitchen?” “Well, I came out here to boost a toot..” etc. ;)
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@joop
Don't if there's anything "normal" when it's about cat, but mines did that too. And sometimes, he stared so hard at my nose that I'm pretty sure that he was seeking his way to get into my brain, literally
