@Siphonay i'm going into jorbit

@Siphonay This could be part of Star Trek TOS.

@Siphonay this is peak memestodon

@Siphonay great jorb homstar

@Siphonay I am jorbulant to reacted this jorbius jorb.

@Siphonay @quant is that the one that, according to some, needs constant protection from undocumented immigrants?

@Siphonay
Great jorb!

@Siphonay good jorb!

@Siphonay I think you just invented the Google Home Mini.

@Siphonay you!!! how can you put such raw uncontained power onto our timelines!! i'm not even wearing jafety (jeans safety) joogles (jeans googles)

@Siphonay something about this photo is menacing

like the Jorb™ is gonna start playing O Fortuna and slowly approach

@Siphonay nothing but jeans as far as the eye can see

@Siphonay "That's a jorb well done!"

@Siphonay S P H E R E + jort = jorb

@Siphonay Is everything daijorb?

(https://twitter.com/chordbug/status/888410255746633729)

@Siphonay ah so this is the thing baby boomers are complaining that I, the millennials, lack. I must acquire a jorb. For America.

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precious jorbs, stonewashed or distressed, are not safe. jorb thieves plan elaborate jorb heists