I'd like to introduce you to the jorb (jean orb)
@Siphonay you!!! how can you put such raw uncontained power onto our timelines!! i'm not even wearing jafety (jeans safety) joogles (jeans googles)
@Siphonay something about this photo is menacing
like the Jorb™ is gonna start playing O Fortuna and slowly approach
@Siphonay ah so this is the thing baby boomers are complaining that I, the millennials, lack. I must acquire a jorb. For America.
precious jorbs, stonewashed or distressed, are not safe. jorb thieves plan elaborate jorb heists
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