I'd like to introduce you to the jorb (jean orb)
@Siphonay i'm going into jorbit
@Siphonay This could be part of Star Trek TOS.
@Siphonay this is peak memestodon
@Siphonay great jorb homstar
@Siphonay I am jorbulant to reacted this jorbius jorb.
@Siphonay good jorb!
@Siphonay I think you just invented the Google Home Mini.
@Siphonay (extremely coach z voice)
@Siphonay oh christ the sound quality on this
curse the state of the web circa 2001
here is much needed transcript because even im having issues hearing a couple lines here http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/A_Jorb_Well_Done#Transcript
@Siphonay you!!! how can you put such raw uncontained power onto our timelines!! i'm not even wearing jafety (jeans safety) joogles (jeans googles)
@Siphonay something about this photo is menacing
like the Jorb™ is gonna start playing O Fortuna and slowly approach
@Siphonay nothing but jeans as far as the eye can see
@Siphonay "That's a jorb well done!"
@Siphonay S P H E R E + jort = jorb
@Siphonay Is everything daijorb?
@Siphonay ah so this is the thing baby boomers are complaining that I, the millennials, lack. I must acquire a jorb. For America.
@narF I have heard good things about pounding pavement. it must be a spawn item.
precious jorbs, stonewashed or distressed, are not safe. jorb thieves plan elaborate jorb heists
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