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computer products are either called something like

ASUS Kingdom of ProGamers Fatal Gladion RGB Model X [RAW] Mk. II

or

HP G489HT23-2755XM

and there’s no inbetween

Real computer parts I own:

EVGA Nvidia GeForce RTX 2070 XC Ultra

Asus TUF VG27AQ

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@Siphonay just once I want a computer mouse called "Dave"

@Siphonay a series of computer components that all have names of the common kinds of folks you'd see down the pub on a Friday night

@Siphonay a mouse called Dave, a keyboard called Mike, a monitor called Tracy,

@Siphonay I really want to see the th 2080 Super variant of that card.

Like,

EGVA Nvidia GeForce RTX 2080 Super XC Ultra (???)

@Siphonay oh boy

(I act all shocked but i find it kinda hilarious at times. Still a better than shit like iPhone XS Max)

@wxcafe @Siphonay It really sounds like a spin off of a Fast and Furious movie/game and i wouldn't have it any other way

@wxcafe @Eramdam I thought mine was also a windforce.. has the same fans as the one I had before that was but it's actually a Gigabyte GeForce GTX 1080 8 GB Xtreme Gaming Premium Pack

@Siphonay name so long it crashes the bios config

@Siphonay And both are bullshit. Why can’t we have computers and components with normal name (╥_╥) ?

@Siphonay Dell inspiron 14r 5437(I think) with GeForce GT 750M, though there's Logitech MX Ergo

@Siphonay both of them psychically hurt almost as much as each other

@Siphonay Ten years ago, this was how most Chinese cars were sold, with the entire designation badged on the vehicle. For example, you could buy a brand new Zhongxing BQ6472Y2A Admiral.

Autre temps...

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