the road is cloopsend
@Siphonay aw shucks my hov is only +1
@Siphonay also your HOV stat needs to be +2 or higher
@Siphonay road is not suitable for hovercrafts age 1 and younger
@Siphonay Sch-road-inger strikes again!
@Siphonay Me, considering HRT
@Siphonay english pronouns are a cloopsend class
@Siphonay tired: clopen sets
wired: cloopseend sets
@Siphonay Ah wait I'm not the first one. Nevermind.
@Siphonay It's schrödinger's road!
@Siphonay I guess even roads have a hard time making up their minds. 😂
@Siphonay you misread it, the road is actually cloopseend.My hov is 4, so I can't cloops it anyway.
@Siphonay oh hang on, I _can_ cloops!
@Siphonay 'cloopseend' is a much preferable term for this condition than the mathematically canonical 'clopen'.
@Siphonay you can’t spell “CLOOPSEEND” without “OOPSEE”
@Siphonay thirsty signs always asking me to seend them my cloops
@Siphonay aw hey my gran lives in Cloop's End, the only downside is they really need a bypass so the assorted HOV don't go through the high street
@Siphonay when ur hornt but also nervous and shy
@Siphonay *cries in Schrödinger*
@Siphonay Sometimes you GOTTA cloopsen a road
@Siphonay hov 2+ only send cloop
@Siphonay *scoff* yeah, I sure hope it does?
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@Siphonay some kinda fucked up Danish horse shoes
@Siphonay How many roads must a man walk down before you can cloopseend a man?
@erinbee please do not cloopseend men!!!
@HolyPastrami I think that's where I got it from
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