Dick Skeleton 🐌 @Shrigglepuss@octodon.social

Imagine if Twitter had a local timeline, it could be titled the "egg static"
#sendtoot

Don't Knzk shame

Flubbers are extinct now because they were hunted to make the keyboard cleaning goo that was all over the shopping channels in times gone by =( it's sad but true =(

Update on #SQLite: per its creator, their Code of Conduct is not a parody and it's not mocking people who are asking for a Code of Conduct. They are 100% sincere in their belief that the Code of St. Benedict (which starts with the Ten Commandments) is an appropriate, inclusive Code of Conduct for a modern project.

https://twitter.com/DRichardHipp/status/1054360847319994368

(cc @InspectorCaracal )

My rapper name is Daddy Dabs

in-browser ansi stars (again w/xtermjs). this is pretty much all I ever wanted programming to be

A super old selfie I used to use as an avatar

please. my son. he's very sick.

I posted this toot from my PC with an Intel Celery processor, it's good for the environment and a nice light snack for lunch

no offence but if men on here could maybe refrain from shitposting about sexually assaulting women that would be grand

... But they all fly away because of course this wouldn't work, but I didn't listen. Suddenly, bees and ambulances everywhere. My career ruined

Drumroll, bees! *a curtain rises to unveil hundreds of bees with tiny little drums and drumsticks*