The Original Master of Lies @Shoju@octodon.social

@noelle BItcoin has always seemed like a good way to end up with the wrong people interested in having conversations with you.

If we make a mistake? I try to make sure that I take care of it as quickly as possible, as easily as possible for you.

But, if we do fuck up, that certainly DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT to treat my staff or myself poorly.

I have a return Policy. It's not customer friendly. I don't follow it... For people who treat people with respect.

But, if you go full on shitballs on my staff or I, I'm going to follow that return policy to the fucking letter.

/end rant.

If you don't read the entire description,

If you don't ensure that what you bought is what you need,

If you don't make sure that you are buying something that is going to fit or work on your machine:

THAT IS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT.

And lying about it to eBay, Amazon, Wal-Mart, or Sears isn't going to help you. I will go out of my way to report you, and if need be contact my local law enforcement to start charges for theft, if you get too stupid.

Cont....

I'm an Ecom Director for a small biz. Thankfully, this time of the year is our "Slow Season" based on industry we cater to.

I swear to God, if I had to deal with more assholes than I do this time of the year, I'd be institutionalized.

News Flash: The Customer is not always right, and if you behave like an asshole, I am empowered by the owner of the Co to make it as horrible as I can for you.

Shit on a stick people,
READ EVERYTHING
THINK
THEN BUY

Cont...

@starbreaker Very much so. It's my favorite Comic ever.

@Mainebot

I don't think that it's something that she wants to work on anymore. Our marriage has never been "great". We've had problems, faults on both sides. But lately it's just more fault finding, arguing, and undermining.

Don't apologize. This place, with my anonymity intact is the only place I can even utter the words.

@craigmaloney I like this idea, but then that leads to me thinking about what gives that guy chub, and that grosses me out a little/lot bit.

@starbreaker https://octodon.social/media/MWHtk-myaR347ksfVZo

I'm pretty happy with mine as well.

Last night, I overheard my wife state her regret for getting married.

She didn't think I could hear, or didn't realize I was there.

I believe this is probably that moment that everyone who is in a marriage that is beginning to fall apart realizes that it's probably not going to get better, right?

@stylus This portion of the bible is often proof texted, and used as a way to disapprove of divorce, as well.

I love that so many cling to this, even though several "key" portions of it are specifically labeled as not commandments from their Lord, but from a man.

Shipstation, a Company that works as a Shipping solution for e-commerce sellers, shit their server pants today.

On Cyber Monday.

So far, they have been pretty phlegmatic about it, which has felt more like apathy, and stoicism.

Of all the days for you to not Shit your pants, Cyber Monday would be that fucking day.

Now, I have to go explain to the person who signs my paycheck, why this is happened.

One day, I will live happily, on an island where no one will knows I exist. I don't mean that in some sort of bizarre emo way.

I honestly would love nothing more than to get Chuck Noland'd

Listen right here, citizens of the Internet.

Read this.
Get Angry.
Get Organized.
Stop this motherfucker from screwing us all over.

https://apnews.com/bf58b981b7534a4d84247d18c4973f40/FCC-chairman-sets-out-to-repeal-'net-neutrality'-rules

@skroo @wizardpedia

As a shadeweaver, I will have to up my game, so that I can throw hella hairy shade.

@wizardpedia

make me a wizard

@wizardpedia

Make me a Wizard

@wizardpedia

Give me a familiar

I live within "Fan Distance" of Cleveland. I grew up a Browns fan. I was there as a kid w/ my dad for the Drive & the Fumble. I was young adult when they left. I rooted until just a few years ago.

& then I quit them. It's been fascinating to see how many of their fans get vicious when another human decides they aren't having fun and want to move on.

What gives you the right to be an asshole to someone who decided to have fun watching another team?

Looking around and talking politics in the wake of Franken, I've realized that there is a SERIOUS cultural divide and what people understand about our country based on the size of the city you live in.

I had hoped that 2016 would make Dems wake up, and realize that large Urban populaces and small mid west / rural ish populaces are significantly different.

Sadly, I was wrong.