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What's your robot name?

First name = the contents of your SSH private key

Last name = your SSH keyphrase

Can I just say, I loath Orange County? It's just so...Orange County.

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At a bar in San Diego, getting served water by a bartender named Christ.

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Hi I don't know anything about Mastodon but after seeing the "TOOT!" button I will defend it forever

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An idea for a shirt... Would folks buy it?

Husband is visiting for spring break. Surprised me by showing up early, and we've been so happy all day. :heart:

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Useful : Teaching people about what data they leave behind them online, what it means, who owns it, and how to better control it.
Not useful : Belittling and making fun of people who realize the gravity of the situation and act as though they don't deserve any help/compassion because they didn't discover it sooner.

@Aros
"But it's always sandwiches!" *pout*

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🅱️ oost if you're very gay right now

@MissSnarkerson
I know, right? I thought these were kinda obvious...but I guess not.

@MissSnarkerson
Just moved to a new city, and forgot what it's like to have a social network that isn't >90% queer.

Dear straight people: I am not your safe option just because I have a husband. Stop grinding on my leg.

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Bad Occult Advice is very accurate sometimes.

@benofbrown
Yeah, turns out WI has a lot of bars

Moving from WI to CA. Just realized that WI has about as many bars total as CA. Not per capita, total. CA has almost 7 times as many people.

We're going to be a little dry.

Just getting ready to take data for probably the last time at the experiment I currently work on. Hopefully this doesn't go out with a bang.