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Dear straight people: I am not your safe option just because I have a husband. Stop grinding on my leg.
@MissSnarkerson
Just moved to a new city, and forgot what it's like to have a social network that isn't >90% queer.
@Saxatax I honestly don't understand why anyone would just assume that's okay....... *eye roll*
@MissSnarkerson
I know, right? I thought these were kinda obvious...but I guess not.
@Saxatax crankyface.gif
@Saxatax oh, HELL no.......I'm so sorry, pal...