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What's your robot name?

First name = the contents of your SSH private key

Last name = your SSH keyphrase

Can I just say, I loath Orange County? It's just so...Orange County.

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At a bar in San Diego, getting served water by a bartender named Christ.

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Hi I don't know anything about Mastodon but after seeing the "TOOT!" button I will defend it forever

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An idea for a shirt... Would folks buy it?

Husband is visiting for spring break. Surprised me by showing up early, and we've been so happy all day. :heart:

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Useful : Teaching people about what data they leave behind them online, what it means, who owns it, and how to better control it.
Not useful : Belittling and making fun of people who realize the gravity of the situation and act as though they don't deserve any help/compassion because they didn't discover it sooner.

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🅱️ oost if you're very gay right now

Dear straight people: I am not your safe option just because I have a husband. Stop grinding on my leg.

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Bad Occult Advice is very accurate sometimes.

Moving from WI to CA. Just realized that WI has about as many bars total as CA. Not per capita, total. CA has almost 7 times as many people.

We're going to be a little dry.

Just getting ready to take data for probably the last time at the experiment I currently work on. Hopefully this doesn't go out with a bang.

Moving time is coming up! Packed the first box last night. Books and comics, the most important things.

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The look of horror and disgust as my 2 year old nibling discovers pickles : priceless.

Crowd sourcing a question to all of you wonderful folks:

I'm looking at a job opportunity that would take me to , . I'm gay and my husband is black. The potential environment in eastern Germany worries us - what kind of experience can we expect?

Also, at the hotel bar I randomly met several people with KS/WI connections.