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If Daft Punk release a demo is it a

Draft Punk

Is there a term for the constant state of indecision about which computer/OS/configuration I want?

The mastodon stages:

1: getting used to the interface

2: discovering that most people are just people, engaged in everyday adventures, big & small

3: the allure of the notification sound

4: a gradual getting used to the fact that not everything is about US politics, and that it's okay to filter it out on a macro level

5: a quiet moment when you think "there can still be poetry in this world"

6: some sort of reconciliation with the quantum magic that is the federated timeline

7: pineapples

Day one with #i3wm and I figured out how to connect to McD wifi. I'm a freaking wizard.

very important announcement 

im gay

I vow to never work for government again unless socialism is involved.

Anyone know which iPhone app for Mastodon is useful/great/amazing?

Octodon

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