"Bug fixes and performance improvements" would be a good name for a double album.
email, the world's biggest federated social network
Hugo nominations closed over the weekend, and I can confirm that neither the Sad nor the Rabid Puppies put up a slate or indeed anything at all. So hey, nominations should be a happy thing when they come.
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's a confusing metaphor
I pretty rarely get hit in the eye with pizza
Today my cat broke two keys on my keyboard and chewed the ends off of my glasses.
He's lucky I like him.
Learning a new language is very difficult for me, but putting in some real effort with it.
u were so preoccupied browsing wikihow u never stopped to think if u should browse wikishould
My impostor syndrome is less authentic than other people's.
One thing I love is being a working parent and being completely unable to find a martial arts class for my daughter that makes any sense because they all require weekday classes.
People keep telling me that we exist in a two-income country now but how can that possibly be true?
What *is* it that makes people call it "RevelationS" anyway?
Placebo isn't a hell of a drug.
Well ACTUALLY, there's only the one city, so it should be "WKRP in Cincinnatus."
I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
what if the lottery only exists to trick time travelers into revealing themselves
Chrome's private browsing is broken
This defeats the purpose of Incognito. If any website is able to tell you're browsing in private mode, then the browser is leaking data that shows it's not private
Hey, Annie Potts is in Corvette Summer!
Saw Last Jedi with the kids. Bit of a curate's egg.
"Frog and Toad are Friends with Benefits"
What's the Masto equivalent of subtweeting?