i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

okay so according to Earth: Final Conflict in the future (i don't actually know what year this is supposed to be taking place?) the superbowl will have been replaced by the World Bowl because countries all over the world will have embraced american football

sure

i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

Augur has the show's equivalent of google glass

remember google glass? and how it totally changed all our lives in *checks notes* 2013? i mean where would we all be right now without our google glasses?

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

so the guy who faked his death way back in the pilot and who runs the resistance or something interrupts the broadcast of the "world bowl"

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

his name is doors i guess

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

that line's only funny if people are saying you're dead because of misinformation or a rumor or something

you faked your death so that's not - the line doesn't work here

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

yeah, it totally can be though

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

so the aliens are talking to each other and da'an says this weird shit about trust and then they all stop talking and there's a bunch of shots of them just being silent.

it's weird

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

this guy sandoval is the one who's loyal to the aliens and he's supposed to represent a threat to our "hero" William Boone but the actor playing him could not be any less threatening

he's not the worst actor in the universe or anything but he's so unimposing and like he seems i dunno, too cuddly or something. he's like nice. there's no threat there

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

the aliens are pissed that da'an didn't know that guy faked his death so they send this other alien called zo'or whose name is also pronounced as two syllables
i don't know why that even bothers me but it does

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

also zo'or seems like a prick

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see in the future it's the WFL

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@Taweret This leaves me with the same question as Star Trek's baseball episodes : London England? Or London Ontario?

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

@apLundell @Taweret Definitely England. The London Monarchs were a real team in the (NFL-backed) World League of American Football.

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