i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

okay so according to Earth: Final Conflict in the future (i don't actually know what year this is supposed to be taking place?) the superbowl will have been replaced by the World Bowl because countries all over the world will have embraced american football

sure

i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

Augur has the show's equivalent of google glass

remember google glass? and how it totally changed all our lives in *checks notes* 2013? i mean where would we all be right now without our google glasses?

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

so the guy who faked his death way back in the pilot and who runs the resistance or something interrupts the broadcast of the "world bowl"

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

his name is doors i guess

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

that line's only funny if people are saying you're dead because of misinformation or a rumor or something

you faked your death so that's not - the line doesn't work here

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

yeah, it totally can be though

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

so the aliens are talking to each other and da'an says this weird shit about trust and then they all stop talking and there's a bunch of shots of them just being silent.

it's weird

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

this guy sandoval is the one who's loyal to the aliens and he's supposed to represent a threat to our "hero" William Boone but the actor playing him could not be any less threatening

he's not the worst actor in the universe or anything but he's so unimposing and like he seems i dunno, too cuddly or something. he's like nice. there's no threat there

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the aliens are pissed that da'an didn't know that guy faked his death so they send this other alien called zo'or whose name is also pronounced as two syllables
i don't know why that even bothers me but it does

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

also zo'or seems like a prick

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

see in the future it's the WFL

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lili talks to augur and it's a boring scene but he doesn't sniff her this time at least

then zo'or is a huge prick again and William Boone makes a silly face. it what he's best at

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then we go to some bioengineering thing or something and what the fuck is going on with the guy with polka dots on his head? is that supposed to be like Fashion! of the future! or what? what is happening right now?

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William Boone and da'an talk (this is a really boring ep btw) and then we cut back to the protesters and no one says anything about the polka dot guy
then this lady brings out a cow and everyone laughs because cows are funny i guess? even though they're there to protest the place and you'd think they'd be mad but no haha cow apparently

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

also the lady says they've engineered the cow to give ten times as much milk in half the time? which seems physically impossible and also pretty unpleasant for the cow

also i still wanna know what's going on with polka dot guy

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

this is the most boring ep so far. the last one with the killer robot bees was pretty fun but this is just...
i don't care about doors

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

butterflies. i meant killer robot butterflies

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

killer robot bees was an ep of black mirror that was terrible

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William Boone and augur hack into some lady's day planner or something while Lwaxanna and sandoval go over the minutiae of doors faking his death
it's as exciting as it sounds

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i watch Earth: Final Conflict a terrible Canadian scifi show from the 90s 

@Taweret Sounds like...Portnoy's complaint!

(thank you, I'm here all week)

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