If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Can we really be sure it was the *finest* worksong?

I don't care what Tolkien thought, "cellar door" doesn't sound that great.

I have a secret project I want to do, but I am daunted by the amount of work involved.

That should be my epitaph, really.

the bible is pretty cool but the fandom around it is kind of weird

Town is having a music festival, which is fine. But it's 2018, and I really feel that I shouldn't have to listen to Chicago covers at this point.

Speed 3: Inbox

Keanu Reeves must keep his unread emails below 50 or he gets a panic attack and dies.

Panic! at the location where it is somewhat incongruous to panic

Wait, "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" and "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" are like the same damned song! Even the titles are almost the same.

Another weekend of dealing with a lot of people I don't know well or at all. I think I'm decent at outwardly coming off okay, but it's just so stressful. I wish I were better at interpersonal dynamics, especially IRL.

Reminder that, canonically, Alvin the Chipmunk has seen "Pink Flamingos."

Mentally girding myself for a day very heavy on personal interactions with random people tomorrow.

I'm really thinking mastodon.social should close new inscriptions for good.
Not because it's a bad instance, but because it's still used by too many people as the default entry point into the Fediverse. Also, with every now users, the human and financial cost of maintaining it keeps growing and it really takes a toll on the project's resources.

"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it," is one of the great opening sentences in literature.

Sounds like we've got some more folks from#MeFi joining. Hello, Mefites!

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