@Taweret I want a shot for shot remake of The Day After with Muppets, played totally straight.

Well actually, some people *love* pedants

They say that a monkey
In the right frame of mind
Given enough paper
And given enough time
Is bound to type Shakespeare
Oh, baby, don't give up on me

If you were applying for a job as a labyrinth guard, would you want to be the one that always tells the truth, or the one that always lies?

I feel like the lying guard probably has the most fun, but I wonder if there's a long-term effect of having to get into that mindset every day.

I'd do a lot better cutting my TBR pile down to size if I'd stop getting books out of the library.

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