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Boostable selfies with no eye contact 

Your small tiddy goth gf with a good haircut is going to bed now, thanks xx

My coworker has been here for twenty minutes and she has already loudly said, "oh motherfucker" twice, and girl I am never going to turn around and ask you what the problem is, deal with your life

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people say shit like "beating up cops isnt gonna change anything" yeah bitch it changed that some cops got beat up

I think I'm just going to boost "this is what I want motherfucker make it happen for me" as my good night message every night, it's like The Secret

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This is what I want, motherfucker make it happen for me

DSA stuff 

It went fine and they told me not to feel guilty, but I'm still going to feel guilty because I fucked some stuff up, cool!!!!!!!!

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I'm gonna go meet with the other members of the steering committee for my local in a couple hours and I guess this is when I tell them I don't want to do this for like six months or so, this will be fun

There has never been a better line of movie dialogue than "strikeouts are boring, and besides that, they're fascist"

I started to finish giving people treesonas and knzk started fucking up again, I should have just stuck with a Lifetime movie

My husband is going to see a movie and I am staying home because my tumtum hurts, I bet I could toot about another Lifetime movie, this time with even LESS interaction

My husband pulled the clump of Christmas lights out of the box, carefully set the whole thing atop the tree, plugged it in, stepped back, and said, "looks great! wow!" so Christmas is cancelled

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selfie, I'm queer, eyes visible but not lookin' @camera, I'm queer 

i love you all please shower me in attention and validate my queerness it's been HARD

#InMemoriam

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Knzk, a machine whose function is to give me, Karen, positive attention, appears to still be broken

Lewd ment 

I'm like 20 pages from the end of The Vorrh and the only thing that I am 100% sure happened in this book is that a Cyclops with a corkscrew dick fucked a blind woman so good she regained her sight plus, briefly, healing powers

We had fiber internet for two days before it broke, the future sucks

Knzk, a machine whose function is to give me, Karen, positive attention, appears to still be broken

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True bipartisanship is bonding with your parents over how awful Andy Borowitz is

I looked for pictures from either my hair dye phase or my goth phase and it didn't go great, I have two pictures of my dyed hair and they are both bad, and I have one actual physical photograph of when I was sort of goth and also sitting next to Jake Crush # 2 and it is a lot for me to take in, so you can all just take my word for it

My husband just used the phrase "a milieu of pretentious douchebags," and boy did I have a look for him

This is the maximum amount of tipsily sappy I'm ever going to get on here, fyi

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