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PhilthePill  

[coffee shop]

Someone in line for their coffee sees Mastodon open on my laptop. They catch my eye, nod knowingly at me, and do the international IRL signal for "fellow tooter." They swing their arm in front of their face and fart loudly.

I do so in return. Unfortunately, I may have poop-tooted IRL.

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PhilthePill  

[job interview]

"Your resume says, 'Fuck You, Pay Me.'"

PHIL: Yes, sir. I have eight years of deep experience in Fuck You, Pay Me.

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Re-Introductions Show more

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Dee 🧡  
The year is 5019. Humans, as we know them, are long gone. The Earth is inhabited chiefly by advanced, sapient machines.

For legacy reasons, everyone's name starts with "Mozilla/5.0 (compatible;".
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PhilthePill  

Something's goin' on with my butt.

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shrimp eating mammal  

regarding Facebook Libra: one thing you can count on from tech fools is that they are so uneducated they're not aware of the deep irony of the names they choose for things.

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PhilthePill  

Hello, Mastodon. I took a break, bu think I would like to try out some more Mastodoning.

I've been on Discord quite a bit. Some stuff to learn from there, I guess. A federated Discord-style service would be interesting.

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Shivvi 😺  

One of my STO Ships, a Nebula Class called USS Raxxla, in the Badlands near Bajor.

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The Onion  

Heartbreaking Photos Of Polar Bears Who Will Die Before The Next ‘Metroid Prime’ If Nintendo Doesn’t Get Their Shit Together ogn.theonion.com/heartbreaking #oniongamersnetwork #metroidprime #vol55issue23 #videogames #nintendo #animals #news

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PhilthePill  

Crap, I don't have enough time to play Pokemon.

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Broken Biscuit  

fedilab's come out and blocked gab and predictably the SS wannabes are crawling out from their shitholes to say "if you're blocking this, when are you blocking that?" or "Waaaah, what gives you the right to censorship?"

Nazis thrive on you doing nothing to stop them.

They thrive on hand wringing and whatbaout-ism.

Here's my simple advice: If you come across a nazi cunt, kick their teeth in.

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Eugen  

Gamers aren't real

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Anyone making a federated, open-source clone of iTunes?

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Just Ellie 🌨️ 🏳️‍🌈🎄🐍  

I maintain that .wmv stands for "weapons of mass video"

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Siph :siphonayawoo:  

Baby sale. For worn. Never shoes.

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Internet, Eh?  

dollar stores should be one dollar cheaper

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shrimp eating mammal  

idea for an action: "Boxing Day" where everyone returns their empty Amazon boxes to an Amazon store instead of burdening local trash collection, recycling services, and themselves with a trash problem Amazon refuses to address.

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Tommy Wiseau  
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D Dino  

you can't be straight in space! what would that even mean? pfft, straight in space... what are they thinking...

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Please don't reboot Star Wars, Eugen.

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Craig Maloney ☕  

@gargron

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Alex  

It's rough that the best hours of my day are spent on a job that completely drains me of my ability to be creative, and by the time I get home I'm too tired to pursue the things I'm actually interested in, it's hard thinking of all the books and paintings and endeavors so many people have inside of them that never see the light of day for this incredibly ridiculous reason

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"The Cool S"  

uspol, i mean holy shit is neoliberalism something Show more

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