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Nicole @Pedalville@octodon.social

A delightful picnic on Hampstead Heath. The sun is shining. Everyone is happy. A remarkable number of people are gay and / or speaking French.

I think I've found Mastodon IRL.

Facebook: Everyone knows me. I am me

Twitter: Some people know me. I am a persona based on me

Mastodon: Nobody knows me. I am a transient, sentient beam of ultraviolet light

Where are my dragon-themed followbots? :(

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never thought i'd see the day when "oh look, another dragon themed followbot" is a rational sentence that comes out of my brain but i guess we really do live in interesting times

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I think the Tusky client helps a LOT with bringing up the “early blogging” feel that I'm feeling with Mastodon right now. Like, I don't even have to wait until the end of day. I'll just open the client, verbal diarrhea in it, and SOMEONE will find it mildly interesting.

IIRC with blogging tho, that shit didn't last. We'll start seeing more commercial, “brand”-conscious people moving in, and if this place survives it, that early feel will disappear.

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Fuck le capitalisme et la société de consommation !

Message envoyé de mon IPhone 7.

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What is constantly making me giggle about is that is where I used to live

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Show more

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Mastodon: *paints beautiful wall mural*

Twitter: Who's gonna buy that? You can't even transport it?

Mastodon: *does an elaborate interpretive dance in front of the mural*

Twitter: Wait, is that part of the art?

Mastodon: *group meditation chanting "awooo"*

Twitter: Ok but how do you monetize?

Mastodon: *stretch*

Twitter: ...?

Mastodon: *a thousand voices sing a hymn to diversity as a million weirdos dance*

Twitter: We're, uh... we're going home now...

Mastodon: *builds space ship*

Unexpected side-effect of mastodon is improving my terrible French. Just realised if I view on Chrome, I can right-click > translate to English.

@Morgan Well crap, now I feel old!

I know it's been a few years but Skyrim is still "very recent game" in my head, and my Steam library.

@HalviI @CobaltVelvet :thumbsup:

Also, I'm borrowing "...common sources of trauma that deeply hurt people for very real reasons. Consider yourself lucky if you don't need any of it, but it's not about you" for other places, because that is perfectly put.

@Morgan Once I realised Ulfric Stormcloak is basically Nigel Farage in a fur coat it all began to make sense.

TFW you spend hours on a "puzzle" and it turns out to be a bugged easter egg.

Hey bin, what music are you into?