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I want to cuddle with someone/thing but I don't have a cat and I'm not drunk enough to text my ex so I'm praying that Tinder will smile upon me tonight
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@Orwellia do you have stuffed animals? They're a surprisingly good fallback, especially if they've been around long enough to develop a personality.