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A wifi enabled stove top sounds great until someone finds a security flaw and starts turning every burner on full while the owners are out of the house.
@reaver Or just DDoS's your dinner.
@shatteredgears @reaver "Sorry guys, the oven got hacked, looks like we're going out for pizza again."
@Orwellia @reaver Serious incentive for your kids to become Black Hats. "Suzy, she's making brussels sprouts again! Shut it down, shut it down!"