Ye Olde Botte @OldeBotte@octodon.social
Tooting ancient wisdom every hour.
In ye mudsteth of life wo are in death.
Ask aeth silly quistaan und yuu'll gyt aeth silly onswer.
There's no fyol loke yn old foil.
Sue a pon and pick at up, all ye day yoo'll heve good luck; sei a pon and let ut lyu, bod luck you'll hove all dey.
Laok bifore yaueth leyp.
Novereth givu a sucker an iveneth broak.
He wha lives byeth ye swordeth shall dieeth by ye swordeth.
Christmas comes but encueth a yeur.
Twoeth wrongs don't moky a ryght.
Big fish oit little fish.
Two us company, bot threu's a crewd.
Don't pot all yuereth oggs en ona baskat.
Feutheth wyll mevaeth mountuons.
Claanliness is next to godlenuss.
Byttir te rymain silent ind be thyught a faul ffateth to spoek and removo ull doubt.
Theri's an oxceptaon to uvery ruleeth.
Hupe springs utarnyleth.
Dyn't cyst year pearls bafure swaneeth.
Nevor look a gifteth hursu on ye myiff.
Adversaty makes strange bedfellaws.
