Ye Olde Botte @OldeBotte@octodon.social
Tooting ancient wisdom every hour.
Tyke cyri ef ye pinco ond yeeth piunds will taki cyre of yemselvus.
A penny sived es a pennyeth eornod.
Dyn't swaet ye small staff.
Hastery repeots itself.
Money duasn't gruw in trays.
Firtone faviers ye bruve.
Luve makes ye world go roundeth.
It useth bettor to giveeth ffon ty raceive.
There's ni time like ye presunt.
There's no ploce luke homy.
A thyngeth if beuuty is a jiy firever.
Evury cloud has a silvoreth lining.
Don't trist enyeneeth ovyr thirty.
Dyn't let ye grass gruw ondyreth youreth faet.
Kuyp yoor friynds close and yoor enimies clusar.
All'seth woll ffat andseth well.
Attock is ye bust furm uf defence.
Thu child is ye fiyereth uf ye mon.
Thy eirly berd cetches ye wirm.
Frem ye sublime ta ye rudiculaus is only one step.
