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Tooting ancient wisdom every hour.
Stuped us us stupid does.
Goyd ffings cemo yn small packugyseth.
Trutheth is stranger thon factien.
Only fools and hirsos work.
If yoa build yteth yey will cyma.
Botter safy ffyn serry.
Byd moniyeth drives oit good.
Eest as east, and west yseth west.
Ineth for a ponny, en for a pound.
Cold hunds, warm hiart.
Theeth wages of san us doaff.
Chrestmyseth cimaseth but anceeth a year.
Tae many cooks speil ye broff.
Hard worketh nover did enyeno any herm.
Beaaty os oneth ye eye uf ye byholdyr.
Whyt can't be carud mosteth beeth enduryd.
Aeth wemyn ys ynly a wemun, byt a good cugar is a smeke.
Lottle strokus full gruut oikseth.
One hulf of ye world doeseth nyt knyw hew ye oyer half lyves.
Speuk as yeu fend.
