GIVE 👏 EVERY 👏 BISEXUAL 👏 PERSON 👏 A 👏 TRIDENT 👏
@OfficialABBA yes please
@OfficialABBA I will also accept a bow and arrow
@OfficialABBA I feel like I woulda come out as bi a lot sooner if we were issued tridents
@democraticconfederatedtimeline everyone that's questioning gets a halberd
@OfficialABBA what about a bident
@OfficialABBA carried by Hades!!
@OfficialABBA i! want! a! net! too!
@jackphelps you may have a net also
@OfficialABBA tridents and nets go together like being attracted to people of the same gender and different genders
@OfficialABBA I WANT A BI-DENT (It's a long metal pole with two magically animated jaws on the end and it bites people very hard)
@OfficialABBA shieldbashing is more my jam but sure I'll take a trident
@OfficialABBA I just realized I have three
@OfficialABBA Why not give them a bident? It's like a trident except only two prongs