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the 'sex number' isn't 69, the 'sex number' is zero, the number of times it's legal for you to have had sex

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this is how white boys eat the coochie

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long ago, the four elements lived in harmony

🌊 water

🌪️ air

⛰️ earth

:jorts: jorts

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read my thing or you're a cop. it's about the wachowski sisters and anti-capitalism. i talk about The Matrix being communist. there's even a photo of keanu reeves in it medium.com/@adamconnole/anti-c

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how's everyone doing, last night I had 2 bottles of wine and sent my friend a 57 second voice note of me crying about how much I love ABBA

how's everyone doing, last night I had 2 bottles of wine and sent my friend a 57 second voice note of me crying about how much I love ABBA

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Renamed my printer to Carly Rae Epson today, so there's that I guess

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Kinda ironic that Karl Marx himself said of Marxism "I am not a Marxist. I am not Karl Marx. Leave me alone. Get off my porch right now or I will call the police."

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introduction, selfie, eye contact, boosts ok Show more

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banished from the garden of eden because of party rocking

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*sees someone taking a shit*
god i wish that were me

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Coming out of my well, and I've been shaming mankind

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orwell's nineteen eighty-four but instead of the two minutes hate it's the two minutes hornt

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hello please enjoy my forehead which is infact the size of pangaea

birthday boosts are appreciated! ☺ #finefemmefriday

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so ok two things:

1) Pants are gloves for your ass

2) Shorts are fingerless gloves for your ass

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