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the 'sex number' isn't 69, the 'sex number' is zero, the number of times it's legal for you to have had sex

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long ago, the four elements lived in harmony

🌊 water

🌪️ air

⛰️ earth

:jorts: jorts

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read my thing or you're a cop. it's about the wachowski sisters and anti-capitalism. i talk about The Matrix being communist. there's even a photo of keanu reeves in it medium.com/@adamconnole/anti-c

here's a picture of florence welch. content warning because she's the most beautiful woman to have ever walked the earth and gazing upon her true form may burn your soul

i would never do something like post a link to my twitter page because i'm mostly using that now but if i did here's how it would go:

hey what's up this is the official account of swedish pop sensation ABBA follow me on twitter if you have it even though i know it's terrible because i wanna stay in touch with you guys and i don't use mastodon as much ok thanks twitter.com/ABBAOfficiaI

i'm only back online to say hi to evan. also happy birthday eve

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hello comrades. today, it is not my birthday. it is OUR birthday. nationalize boosts (but give more to me please)

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idk who posted this originally but i think about it all the time

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how's everyone doing, last night I had 2 bottles of wine and sent my friend a 57 second voice note of me crying about how much I love ABBA

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i was arguing with my friends about this earlier can you guys help me settle the debate please, which one looks right

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remember the first three days of this site where all the toots were just like "boost to poop on a TERF"

was describing the different ways I cook Linda McCartney sausages to my cousin and she said "very versatile" and I forgot I wasn't out to her and replied "you know I am" help how do u talk to straights

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I'm wearing my aunt's glasses and yet...i look fit

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Every fact I know about Paul Blart, Mall Cop is thanks to one movie: Paul Blart: Mall Cop

I'm wearing my aunt's glasses and yet...i look fit

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hoe hoe hoe its me, santa.
got these hue lights for chrimbus👀
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