Housemate is having a very hot bath in the hope of alleviating back pain. He has been singing "on his hands he has orifices, on his hands he has orifices, on his hands he has orifices, orifices on his hands" in a country and western voice to himself for some time now.

He is now trying the same works in what sounds like the made up language that happens when a monoglot English speaker tries to sing in Spanish and Dutch at the same time.