Niemand Markus @NiemandMarkus@octodon.social

Is... is this a cookie?

Hating both rock stars and cowboys has made me uniquely situated for ignoring Red Dead Redemption 2.

I am unreasonably excited to be traveling to a city where I can see the Dano/Ford Wildlife adaptation while it’s in first run theaters.

Creeping right-wing single party authoritarian rule kinda got me down, tbh.

Hall(iburton)(l)o(ves)ween

I know that the Dow is down 800 points, but if you really want to destroy capitalism you can't just rest on you laurels. Now get back to dunking on Ben Shapiro.

The good news is, I've convinced the eldritch gods to accept the ritual sacrifice of incels.

The rapists are stored in the SCOTUS

I cannot get behind using the word “whomst.” Not even for irony.

Listen, Qanon ding dongs:
THE INTERNET WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR CATS!!!!!1!!!1!!!!

Gonna get to the weed number by driving my one follower off of 419 instances so they have to make an alt every time.

Dictatorship of the jortelariate.

Just sayin https://octodon.social/media/mPAC_LbfuJ7LKIC4a8k

According to Carlos Santana, Abraxas is praxis.

💖 Philly

Because he's the hero Philly deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Tom Hardy in Jenom (jeans venom).

I can't help it, you guys. I still love bofa, warts and all.