Nafrondel @Nafrondel@octodon.social

Tl;Dr:
Are you ok Microsoft?

So I bought a Windows 10 tablet a few months ago.
The first reaction that statement usually gets is "why the f~ would anyone?".
And I have to agree. Despite 2 major versions, several reworks of the entirety of Windows, releasing 3 (debatably) successful games consoles, buying the world's most eligible smartphone company (and subsequently driving in to the ground in the endeavour) to make Windows work both with and without a fekin keyboard; 99% of the time, I can't even login unless I connect one

I hope Labour campaigns as an anti-brexit party.
Their previous stance has been "pretend to support brexit to lure tory and UKIP voters". But this isn't providing an alternative to tory. It's just more tory.
And unless there is a massive flip, the only way Labour can get enough seats is by sharing with SNP.
SNP who will only really run coalition if Brexit falls off the table.
Tl;Dr: Get your sh*t together, Labour.

(One of these day I might actually sleep)

Ngl.
Been using them for showtunes and Marvin Gaye.

Also. Toy of the day: Pair of bluetooth / wifi Bose Soundtouch speakers.
Sound amazing.
App actually works.
Only downside - occasionally they cut out probably because the wifi in this place sucks.

App of the day: A normal lost phone.
A hacking / mild social engineering game... which is also educational on LGBT issues. But is subtle about it. 😲
It's almost as if they didn't even want to cash in on the LGBT community.

Me: Travels solo round the world like a boss.
Also me: Sees hero and falls to pieces.

Had Talos Principle over a year and figured yesterday morning was the time to give it a go.
Didn't notice it was 3am. And hadn't eaten anything other than Dr Pepper. Until I read a terminal entry with my name in saying "Go to sleep".
On the plus side, I got a bazillion gold stars, lots of Tetris blocks, and a raging hard existential crisis.
Srsly. The cognitive dissonance between Descartes and T blocks is real.

Ngl. If I woke up after a party and some joker rolled a boulder through the door, I'd probably give it a few days before letting them know I was ok too.

Does it count as dramatic irony if I'm struggling to rise today?

My housemate has started measuring our social time together.
In how many times I've mentioned Canada that week.

Srsly though. iZombie makes brains almost look delicious.
Almost.

There may be plenty of time to rest in the grave.
But if I don't get a decent night's sleep, I'll be the walking dead tomorrow. Or really cranky.
Either way, I'll be ready to crack some skulls.

Sometimes I wonder what woukd happen if I missed the junction for work and just kept on driving.
Ngl. I'd probably get lost within 3 minutes. But that'd be a great road trip while it lasted.

When I'm restless in bed. My body can make the weirdest shapes. Sometimes I'm worried it's trying to say something like in the OA.
Tonight's letter is G.

Morbid thought of the week:
In the event of my death, I hope someone clears my history.

And then you just want to delete your history from the universe. Maybe start over.
Srsly though. Half the time I'm worried I don't make a difference. The other half I'm worried I do.

Note to self:
No-one cares.
(Deletes comments out of existential embarrassment)

A chick refusing to hatch