Nafrondel @Nafrondel@octodon.social

Turns out the Tory solution to tax dodgers is... don't tax them?

@dip awooo

Tl;Dr:
Are you ok Microsoft?

So I bought a Windows 10 tablet a few months ago.
The first reaction that statement usually gets is "why the f~ would anyone?".
And I have to agree. Despite 2 major versions, several reworks of the entirety of Windows, releasing 3 (debatably) successful games consoles, buying the world's most eligible smartphone company (and subsequently driving in to the ground in the endeavour) to make Windows work both with and without a fekin keyboard; 99% of the time, I can't even login unless I connect one

@aedison I'm speechless.
(Sorry)

I hope Labour campaigns as an anti-brexit party.
Their previous stance has been "pretend to support brexit to lure tory and UKIP voters". But this isn't providing an alternative to tory. It's just more tory.
And unless there is a massive flip, the only way Labour can get enough seats is by sharing with SNP.
SNP who will only really run coalition if Brexit falls off the table.
Tl;Dr: Get your sh*t together, Labour.

@evilscientistca This has all the elements of a good brew

@stefan That's why they lock Java up in a virtual machine. To stop it eating all your processes.
~Silence of the fans.

@ellavescent
I think I'd die of embarassment if anyone I actually knew also knew I had a twitter. And they read it.

@CobaltVelvet I'm loving that it's assuming everyone is a noob again.

Awooooo

(One of these day I might actually sleep)

@ellavescent 😲 How will anyone know you have a life!?

Ngl.
Been using them for showtunes and Marvin Gaye.

Also. Toy of the day: Pair of bluetooth / wifi Bose Soundtouch speakers.
Sound amazing.
App actually works.
Only downside - occasionally they cut out probably because the wifi in this place sucks.

@ellavescent You ever find yourself typing... then rage typing... then lifting up the keyboard ready to blugeon it in to oblivion only to realise it's the laptop and not the pc keyboard?

@ellavescent Welcome!

App of the day: A normal lost phone.
A hacking / mild social engineering game... which is also educational on LGBT issues. But is subtle about it. 😲
It's almost as if they didn't even want to cash in on the LGBT community.

Me: Travels solo round the world like a boss.
Also me: Sees hero and falls to pieces.

@kingu_platypus_gidora Secret menus. Got to hold down on some of the letters. 😤
Though I just found out how to change the keyboard...
ㅜㅅㅜ

@kingu_platypus_gidora Related: Was a little frustrated for a few moments there that my android keyboard has an upside down ə, ¤, and §, but no π.