@kingu_platypus_gidora Good old rule 34ฯ
@kingu_platypus_gidora There's probably a rule of the internet for that.
If it exists, someone has implemented it on a Raspberry Pi.
@kingu_platypus_gidora @Sweet_Tango_Chill
Nothing like a positive outlook.
But srsly. There's no cure.
Sorry.
Had Talos Principle over a year and figured yesterday morning was the time to give it a go.
Didn't notice it was 3am. And hadn't eaten anything other than Dr Pepper. Until I read a terminal entry with my name in saying "Go to sleep".
On the plus side, I got a bazillion gold stars, lots of Tetris blocks, and a raging hard existential crisis.
Srsly. The cognitive dissonance between Descartes and T blocks is real.
Ngl. If I woke up after a party and some joker rolled a boulder through the door, I'd probably give it a few days before letting them know I was ok too.
Does it count as dramatic irony if I'm struggling to rise today?
@daniel_bohrer Omg. It just hit me. I am so slow today. Must be running on floppy.
I'm so used to my devenv that I saw "devenv" not "file system".
@daniel_bohrer Holy meta batman
@Nini_MacBright ๐ค๐๐๐ช
@daniel_bohrer Not that anyone is likely to use OCR, but any reason for posting your SSH key?
@puffyrox
A Russian, a Chinese, and an American walk in to a bar.
Russian orders a vodka. Puts it on table.
"You gonna drink that?" American says and orders double.
"You drinking that?" Chinese orders tripple.
None of them drinking. Just piling glasses up til someone says go.
Barman coughs "y'all gone die if ya drink all that".
Then someone throws glass on floor. All turn. Glasses ready.
Korean says "why am I not in this joke?".
American says "because we are the joke".
Drumroll. Snare. Curtains.
@jdo To be fair - Twitter, Facebook, Google, etc. aren't exactly doing it surreptitiously seeing as they buy up entire companies for that express purpose.
They're very public and up front about it - the cost of using their service is giving them access to your information.
But it is nice to have the option again. Even Twitter, google, and facebook started out as nothing more than no strings, free services.
But in the end, "if you aren't paying for the product - you are the product".
@jdo Idk. "Private social media" sounds a bit of an oxymoron.
@puffyrox About 25 years ago?
Vim = Vi iMproved.
@aedison Dangit Lakitu. Get out of the clouds. Idk what kind of nuts you're eating but those shells could take an eye out.
@aedison ๐ This is beautifully horrifying.
@shanaqui Glad to pinch that optimism in bud.
For serious though. Good luck in there ๐
My housemate has started measuring our social time together.
In how many times I've mentioned Canada that week.
@shanaqui Good luck. I'd probably start in whichever firey pit of hell they emerged from.