That awkward moment when you spend the week tracking down a "bug" to find someone made a classic code error:

I'm truly blown away by Amazon's "inspired by..." boxes.
By "blown away" I mean "until my face hit the desk". It's "inspired by" as in "the kid next next to me in exams was inspired by my answers".
It's my wishlist and browsing history, Amazon. Regurgitating them at me then sitting next to it looking proud of yourself isn't going to impress me.
(Is it bad that I see them as a neighbour's puppy?)

@00dani I don't get this T.T
What is this intended to prove?

Remember: Possession is 9/10 of the law. The other 10% is opportunity for exorcists.

When in doubt:
The velocity of an unladen European swallow is approximately 11 meters per second.

@memnus "If you don't pay for the product, You are the product".

A while ago an interviewer asked where I hoped to be in 5 years.
But if I told them I'd be lying in bed crying pithy messages to octodon, I'm not sure I'd got the job.

We cannot become better humans by feeling.
We can become better humans by howling.

Too drained for this living thing.
Someone bring blanket, bed, and a few months to sleep with them.
The bed and blanket.
Not the person.

A spirit came me today.
Said I'd be visited by the ghosts of three of my life's ambitions tonight.
Not gonna lie. Didn't realise I had that many.

When I write a regexp that works:
When I see any other regexp:

Therapist: So tell me about your earliest memories.
Me: *Gazes in to the infinite void until the existential dread makes it howl*
Therapist: We made progress today.

Busy pupating in bed.
I promise that's not a dirty word.
But about as messy as it sounds.

It's too early if I wake up and I'm still not fossilised.

A peculiar trait 

The peculiar trait of saying "an historic" irritates me.
Come on people. We all know it's 'an' before a vowel, 'a' before a consonant.
*H drop*.

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