But for serious. If anyone is paying attention and knows of a decent open source project needing more c++ / java / js (or dojo yes I'm one of those people. Sorry). Spring, gradle, or (I can't believe I'm mentioning it) C#'d be cute too. But I still dfk why anyone ever woild C#.
I bring half arsed glitter, sparkles, the occasional 'whoo', and long distance hug. Singular.