I'm really happy that Disney is taking the Star Wars Franchise and running with it.

But Jesus Tapdancing Christ, we just got through the last upswing of merchandising the fuck out of everything with The Force Awakens and Rogue: One.

Want a Lightsaber? Here's twenty of them: Black Edition, Kid's Edition, Spork Edition.

Want a Star Wars Kid's Stormtrooper First Order costume with camel-toe? We've got that covered!

I burned out heavily on the first iteration; I'm sick to death of this.

And all the while I can't help but think "At least George Lucas, in his ever-expanding quest to merchandise the fuck out of Star Wars had the decency to let up a bit. At least he let the tastes mingle in the mouth a bit and allowed folks to savor it for a few years".

Disney? Fuck that savor shit; here's a firehose that has been surgically implanted into every orifice of your life. Hope you can withstand the pressure because there's MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!

@craigmaloney
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