Max (Morgan) @Morgan@octodon.social

[Right wing white man whiny voice] I am not comfortable when we aren't talking about me please stop

It's 1am and sleep sounds nice but at the same time I want to play #MassEffect Andromeda and see Vetra my space wife as well as Gil my space husband.

There's a toot in my boot. It's not this toot, this toot is a different toot to the toot in my boot, but this is also a toot, just not in my boot. The toot in my boot is a toot too, but this toot isn't in my boot while still being a toot. Tootles o/

Ok guys I have a confession to make:

I don't actually like punching Nazis

Judo throwing Nazis is way cooler.

Any yous inty just lying down and just not existing for a bit?

Good afternoon Octodon, what hot takes and scathing criticisms have you got for us today?

Is there anyone who toots exclusively pictures of #cats and #puppies and other #cute animals?

I dont really know what the whole thing about Stormcloaks and the Empire is about in #skyrim but I like to imagine it's about like the empire having really tasty nacho recipes that they aren't willing to share with Nords

Just an idle thought, y'know?

I often wonder what Notch is up to these days.
Maybe he's still rattling around his empty mansion, cursing visions of women who aren't there, resisting their attempts at censoring him by creating a shield of £50 notes. Maybe he's conjured up a full blown battle scene, one man vs a sea of SJW's trying to censor him by asking him to be "polite" and "not an arse"

Girl I was dating from Tinder has ghosted me completely :( Sad times

Everyone has that one favourite lunch to have. Mine is I toast a tuna melt sandwich with cheese and make some cream of tomato soup, dipping the sandwich into the soup and letting it all soak in.

Anyone got any simple lunch things they just really like?

I have returned to for some more rootin tootin

I hope y'all are doing okay, and if you're not I hope it gets better soon.

First #SmashBros experience on the Wii U involved me taking an absolute battering by a villager main while I wrestled with my new Gamecube controller.

I gotta practise more with this controller, the standard Wii U one was not made for this

I heard y'all like cats, here is my cat named Figgy https://octodon.social/media/cqVX-KoSrX6utb9PhcE

What noise did mastodons make? Did they go toot? I like the idea of Mastodons just doing gentle toots.

Yknow I could use this to post funny jokes I think of but I never have any funny jokes so please sorry in advance

@realDonaldTrump
Have you let Steve know about your deviance to this very gay corner of the internet? You probably should, wouldn't want daddy to be angry

I'm super excited about #MassEffect 's next patch, I know it's cool to hate that game but I really do love it. If they can fix that jankiness that would be awesome.